Miniature handmade sculptures by Israeli artist Shay Aaron
V.! V.!!!! TINY FOOD FOR YOU
Sometimes it’s just nice to have that person there in a chatbox, even if there’s not always a lot to say.
For conquerorwurm <3
V! V THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
ALL RIGHT INTERNET FRIENDS, PREPARE TO BE EDUCATED
(paraphrased from a 60-page paper that my university allowed me to write for actual credits, because old people are terrified and mystified by the internets, apparently)
note: the study of the history of sexuality has adopted…
There was information that was new to me, so I think it will be new to you.
Okay so it’s a boy band which means there’s a Cute One and a Naughty One and a Baby One and a Boring One and a something else but I’m not 100% sure which one any of them are except for Louis, because Louis is the Boring One.
And Louis and Harry were dating for awhile but couldn’t SAY that they were dating even though Harry went out of his way to make sure the paparazzi took photos of him with cumstains on his clothes right after they tweeted they were going to take a 10-min “break”. Harry is a lovely little pansexual feminist with four nipples and the cutest floppy curly hair. We’ll probably hear from him long into the future because he is genuinely interesting and legitimately talented.
I don’t know if any of the others are UN-talented, I just assume that Harry is the best because V adores him.
Then there’s the Irish one who is blond and Zaim (crap I don’t remember how to spell his name) who is Muslim and GORGEOUS. Like, just eerily beautiful even in super close-up, but for some reason he got left behind in the cartoon that that one fan did of them and apparently people forget him all the time.
Ironically, the fifth one is the one I can’t remember, because he’s tall-ish and has brown hair and is not Harry or Louis.
And they became famous from X-Factor (the TV show, comics fans, not the one I actually post about) and I don’t know any of their songs.
WHAT THE FUCK also ru you are sexy
So I’ve been told.
It was vaguely PB&J-esque, which was lovely!
It was the result of a careful series of negotiations between Issac and me. I hate almost all fruit and chocolate combinations and love vanilla cake; he likes very little aside from chocolate and finds cake to be too dry.
We started with me liking a lemon/strawberry combination and him wanting chocolate raspberry ganache. It took the better part of an hour. Thank god for that bakery’s ice cream selection or we’d probably still be there.
Can I get copies of the professional photos, perchance?
I would love to send them to you, but we haven’t gotten them yet. I think she’s busy with it being peak wedding season and all.
It’s kinda funny how Eli gets all the bullshit racist anon questions because people don’t want to have to ask Dan, ssuperhero, Nadiyah, or me, for whom they’d have to use their names. Which really means they know they’re being racist, because otherwise, where’s the harm in letting people know that’s your line of thinking?
How does every racist joke begin?
With a glance over one’s shoulder.
I’m in Slytherin.
That was unexpected. My Slytherin bff thought I would be Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.
But it makes sense in that I’m passionate about the people I care about, I’m creative, and I am pretty damn ambitious. I don’t like scaring people, though. Much. :T