List an odd swear phrase that you use

leafsaw:

imamericanyourargumentisinvalid:

redlark:

pockytardis:

yaoi-tastes-like-skittles:

alloftimeanddemons:

stridork:

starrypier:

revolutionator:

ktjayne:

melshardae:

citruscandy:

kentuckyfriedyuuya:

limechoux:

shit balls  

Shitfucking cocksucking motherufkker

cockgarbling fucknuggets

flying fucknuggets

f of x

gob-bollards

caralho preto

assjackets, dickmonkey, nutwaffle…

fudge

fluffing

jesus shitting godstiel

what a fucking door

crapperjacks

what is this fuckery

Nutbunnies!