Her plan was simple enough
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Hey, guys? Do me a favor.

Imagine that it’s night and you’re walking out to your car. Maybe you’ve been working late, maybe you’re headed home from a party; either way, you’re alone.

When do you take out your keys?

My male friends reliably blink and cock their heads. They don’t understand the question.

“Um… when I get to my car?”

My female friends all instantaneously say “I’ve had them out since before I left the building.”

  1. stinamargarita reblogged this from higgitusfiggitus
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  3. nosoyunconcepto reblogged this from theyvegotfakelove and added:
    Nunca lo habia pensado.. pero es cierto.
  4. bexenstein reblogged this from theyvegotfakelove and added:
    i keep my keys in my pocket, and my hands in my pockets too, gripping my keys. sometimes i’ll even have my multi tool...
  5. stillroo reblogged this from theyvegotfakelove and added:
    Before you go outside. Always. Use...and obviously you don’t wanna be rummaging through...
  6. theyvegotfakelove reblogged this from salubriousextrications and added:
    I don’t even drive a car, but I always have my home keys out when I’m walking alone late at night. It’s a sad world when...
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  8. stabby reblogged this from tigressunlimited and added:
    Also, my phone is usually pre-dialed to 911…that may be a little excessive but it makes me feel better.
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  15. yoctavias reblogged this from historicalslut and added:
    Umm, when I walk to...do a various amount...very cautious...
  16. geofurb reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Please tell me not all women are this paranoid…
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  19. azombieforfun reblogged this from yourinsidesxrayed and added:
    I always have my keys in my hand. I only travel with my phone/wallet/keys anyways.
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  21. onewomanrevolution reblogged this from alltimegreenday and added:
    Not only to use the keys as a weapon, but to be able to get in the car as quickly as possible. You don’t want to stand...
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  23. loveyoutrick reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Ditto on the Wolverine. Can’t be too careful. :/
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  26. quantumstarlight reblogged this from dobbaaa and added:
    I do this no matter what time of day it is. And lock the car the second I get in it.
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